so much for freedom of speech

the last time i went back to san mateo to visit my old friends there, i heard a small group of children along the street who were seemingly having so much fun.

boy1: nanay mo inaano(term was too foul) ng tatay mo!
boy2: eh nanay mo amoy putok!
boy1: nanay mo anlaki ng ano(term was too foul)!
boy2: nanay mo ambaho ng ano(term was too foul)!

*group laughs so hard*


sorry i didn't have time to stop and eavesdrop (or maybe even join) on their conversation.




if i did, i'll laugh their hearts out, literally. isama mo pa yung liver, gonads, small intestine atbp.