so much for freedom of speech

the last time i went back to san mateo to visit my old friends there, i heard a small group of children along the street who were seemingly having so much fun.

boy1: nanay mo inaano(term was too foul) ng tatay mo!
boy2: eh nanay mo amoy putok!
boy1: nanay mo anlaki ng ano(term was too foul)!
boy2: nanay mo ambaho ng ano(term was too foul)!

*group laughs so hard*


sorry i didn't have time to stop and eavesdrop (or maybe even join) on their conversation.




if i did, i'll laugh their hearts out, literally. isama mo pa yung liver, gonads, small intestine atbp.

eager ba talaga ang beaver?

Noong unang panahon, may isang potato chip. nakilala niya yung isa pang potato chip.

yung isang pang potato chip ay dating dip ng kaibigan ng naunang potato chip at kaibigan nung dating dip nung nauna pa ring potato chip.

eh dumating si nanay! bale ba, naghahanap siya ng makakaen. tamang- tama naman at may dalawang potato chips sa "dinner table".

i love e-aji.

fuck that kahit kailan

kahit kailan- rendition of nyoy volante. talk about being a freak of nature. high-pitch notes and it's as if someone has put distortion on his voicebox.


i wonder if he was stoned during recording sessions.



..which leaves us to the question, "do clones have human rights too?"


gahd, i miss my girl. no, not the koreanovela. my girl. her. i miss her.


commitment sucks. then again, it builds up our personalities in different ways. it makes us ambidextrous.


"justified ang term na pangangaliwa" (if you're right-handed)

shhhh.. marinig ka ng angels up in the air.

i think love is overrated.

or so it was.

thanks to


ms k
ms v


and most especially ms p.

i thought of the nom de guerre for four damn hours! hahaha! just kiddin.


being cheesy-mushy is like an eternal sin for "cool" people.

but for me, their cool-ness is just an excuse for being bitter 'cause they haven't experienced the satisfaction you get from LOOOOVE..

dammit. change of mind. i really think love is overrated.

hahahaha!





save the shit for the politicians, pedophiles, whores, homicidal maniacs, polygamous bastards, and the like.

kudos to jessica zafra!

ikaw ang idol ko master!


jessica zafra is the buddha of political contempt, boldness and eccentricity.


rak en rolls!

anomie of the redundant

last friday i bought jessica zafra's tw7sted (oh yes, i'm promoting it)

sakto

'cause the first article was about death.

we were on our way to capitol medical center when we stopped by sm north edsa.

my lola had internal bleeding, maybe the reason for that is she's 89 years old. my mom was scientifically inclined to say, "alam niyo, malapit na yung lola niyo".

actually we didn't grow up being close with the Amurao clan.


but at that moment, i kinda felt how painful it was for my granny.

there were different sets of tubes for different complications

from time to time the nurse guy injects her with something to regulate insulin level.

and there's this creepy monitor that has a fluctuating line and goes with a long *beep!* if the patient is dead. (junior may you rest in peace!)


anyway, i hate the fact that i don't know how i could express my empathy for her. her family.


enough with poignancy shit.

pasensiya na.

some things

aren't really made for each other

some things.

now matter how much you yearn for it

if it's not for you

..it would never EVER be yours.